Monday, bloody Monday. I actually really have no business for pooping on this day of the week, being that I technically have no job or office to walk into come Monday morning, yet I still manage to experience serious FOMO every time I hop on to social media and read about how someone would rather be […]

Most of the time I need to produce a dessert hack to convince myself that what I am eating is actually indeed healthy for me, in which case, portion control is handed a “get out of jail free” card and can be guiltlessly tossed out the window. Which in turn allows me to fully participate in a […]

I have a good 10000 crumbs currently driving me crazy in my bed sheets right now. Like I really need another reminder on why my pants dance has upgraded to Michael Jackson’s, “Thriller” video.  So shake the sheets out you say? I did. But popcorn crumbs are like stage 5 clingers. The dingleberries of the snack group, […]

  With Valentines Day too quickly approaching – and if you’re in the same mindset as me – you’re probably trying to find the most affective bridge to throw yourself off of. Kidding, you will more than likely find me outside the nearest liquor store  brown paper bagging my emotions in hopes to pick up an equally disturbed human […]

Since this post is linked up to my skill share class, I am skipping my usual rambling rants and going straight into the recipe. However if this is your first time here and would like to get to know me a little bit better (because I like to be wine’d and dine’d first) check out […]

Go home Jack Frost, nobody likes you. At least nobody normal likes you. The only thing you did for me was cause a forced night to stay in and drink copious amounts of wine and eat far too many slices of ‘za. And then instead of going to the gym the next day like I SHOULD […]

With weight-loss goals and “cleaner” eating being the trend for January (thank God for the February drop off) I decided the junk in my trunk needed to ride the horse and drop some l-bs. Or maybe ride a pony. Definitely a mini pony. There is no way my holiday legs are lifting higher than an inch […]

Start spreading the news, I’m apparently staying today……. I’ve got my New York Bagels here, in the middle of the USA.  I’m basically the female version of Sinatra.  Which is also probably the biggest insult to the east coast, apologies.  If you live in the midwest, dirty south, west coast, basically anywhere other than the tri state […]