I’m officially walking around the apartment with a tampon stuck up each nostril as allergies are literally taking over my current state of well-being.  *Double heel clicks for spring* But despite the ruby raw skin stache I’m developing above my upper lip due to constant blowing (hence tampons up the nose) I’m really really really excited for […]

  Monday, bloody Monday. I actually really have no business for pooping on this day of the week, being that I technically have no job or office to walk into come Monday morning, yet I still manage to experience serious FOMO every time I hop on to social media and read about how someone would rather be […]

The title of this post basically sums up my current detox. “Healthy” with a good ol’ dose of  “terrible for you”. Kind of like my dating life. Actually just kidding there are currently tumbleweeds rolling around in that department, however if I did have a dating life, it would more than likely reflect my eating […]

Taco to the hand, because I am not paying any attention to you while I stuff my face with this God blessed Mexican delicacy.  I’m also too busy stuffing face that I just like have no ability to think of anything more aside from the taco recipe to write about…..  White flaky cod with a tequila/lime/cilantro/garlic marinade, […]

Most of the time I need to produce a dessert hack to convince myself that what I am eating is actually indeed healthy for me, in which case, portion control is handed a “get out of jail free” card and can be guiltlessly tossed out the window. Which in turn allows me to fully participate in a […]

February, the cantaloupe of the months. The very thought of this month finally coming close to it’s ending date literally brings tears of joy to my look-sees.  Another exciting factoid: grill “season” is basically here (For those of you who are going to get all high and mighty telling me that grill season is all year […]

I’m going to make this a quick post, just like the recipe. Super easy, no bush. It’s been a long day. I’m tired. I want everything sweet as well as an IV drip filled with moonshine. Recently I’ve been trying reallllllllyyy hard to use up all of the produce & dairy that legit has been […]

I have a good 10000 crumbs currently driving me crazy in my bed sheets right now. Like I really need another reminder on why my pants dance has upgraded to Michael Jackson’s, “Thriller” video.  So shake the sheets out you say? I did. But popcorn crumbs are like stage 5 clingers. The dingleberries of the snack group, […]