Things I didn’t do last night: this. Things I did instead. Watched Lemonade on repeat. Maybe four times. Maybe more. I even made a nasty lemonade drink with a little hot sauce as attempted tribute to the album. Definite fail. However the picture didn’t totally suck so I still posted it on social media. Word to […]

When Whole Foods has dollar oysta’s, you shuck ’em. No questions asked. And then you jump on every opportunity to bake fries to obviously go with. More importantly, truffle fries. More + More importantly, pecorino romano & parsley truffle fries.  This alsooooo may be the best date night dish ever (and incredibly fun to prepare […]

Hold the phone. 70 degrees in February!? Say WHA.  Got ranch hot sauce in my bag, swag…. just like beyonce, this weather is bae <3 So the obvious recipe choice for not cloudy with a chance of zero meatballs is clearly seafood. And of course a carb, since it is Friday and you all know […]

Has anyone seen 45 Years? Well if you haven’t, don’t. And if you have, please tell me that you too have decided to now dedicate your life to collecting cats and repelling the opposite sex as best as you can.  Even though I don’t really have much of a problem with that last part, I […]

  I just would like to point out the fact that even though there is both “healthy” & “mini” in the title of this recipe, it does not give you the right of passage to consume the entire meal in one day. I almost feel like I deserve food poisoning at this point due to […]