Things I didn’t do last night: this.
Things I did instead. Watched Lemonade on repeat. Maybe four times. Maybe more. I even made a nasty lemonade drink with a little hot sauce as attempted tribute to the album. Definite fail. However the picture didn’t totally suck so I still posted it on social media. Word to the wise. Don’t make it. Don’t even try. OR replace the hot sauce with cayenne and you’ve got yourself the Master Cleanse, Lemonade Diet. Which still kind of works because I am pretty sure Beyonce did the exact detox way back when.
That ‘Yonce. I just can’t keep up. Girl is so ahead of the times.
But if lemonade and beyonce just don’t do it for you (…….????…….) than have no fear. I’m done obsessing (externally, internally I’m still dying).
The reason for this post. Sesame crusted tuna steaks topped with fresh fruit and vegetables, wrapped in lettuce and drizzled in a spicy sesame mayo.
basically a taco with class. don’t get me wrong, i love me a crunchy gordita, especially around the wee hours of lets say… 2 am….. ifyoucatchmydrift. but i also really really really want to squeeze my lumps and bumps into a wetsuit this summer and at least pretend to have a toned bod. so i’ll basically be living off of these until pool season is dismissed.
Tuna steaks cook REAL quick. So if you’re wanting a more medium rare steak (NOT pictured, I wasn’t paying attention and way over did it) really pay attention to the steaks while they are cooking. 2 minutes a side, tops, will give you a nice red middle with a seared outside. 1 minute longer per side will give you more medium and anything longer than that you’re looking at close to well done.
I didn’t want to go overboard on toppings here, so I kept with a more light tropical flavor using only cucumbers, mangos and red onion with a little lime juice. This combination also pairs incredibly well with the spicy sesame mayo, which in my fathers opinion, made the entire dish. And I couldn’t agree more. So don’t skip it.
Yes, you could put these in a soft tortilla….. but don’t. If you’re just NEEDING gluten in your life, I suggest the chip route instead.