Thank the LARD the holidays are over. Even though I barely participated this year socially because I was a true scrooge mcduck, I’m so *grateful* it’s come and gone. Woo wee. January is for being selfish and I’m LIVING for everything being about me (again) 🙂 Anyone else? Or am I the only asshole out […]

Tis the season to be noggin’. You should really chai it. Time to dust off the ol’ dad jokes and get back to posting again…. you know what they say, better late than pregnant! I have so many life updates that you’d likely be pouring alcohol into this mocktail just to keep up with ’em […]

January, the driest month of the year. Or in my case, the next 12 plus months. Nothing like really committing and going all out for this years new year resolutions… really trying to show everyone up over here. But lemme tell you something, it ain’t easy. Which is why I have been really getting into […]

YOU GUYS. I believe this might be one of my most favorite easiest recipes that I’ll be making this winter. I poop you not – it is that simple and delicious but really takes your gluten to a whole new level. And that’s saying a lot from someone who eats pasta at the very least, […]

Juice Presser The Juice Presser is something I’ve been using at least 3 times a week (so its been tested over and over again) and is a huge favorite in my kitchen right now. From almond milk, to carrot/ginger shots to celery lemon juice. I use this often and it also allowed me to NOT […]

  So this recipe was originally supposed to go out last spring but alas here we are. We can now say I am posting this recipe for the spring of 2023 if you wanna look at this like the half glass full kinda situation (when in reality this is a glass half empty sort of […]

  Love me tender and call me Elvis, i’ve done it. Posting twice in under two weeks!? you betchya. And what better way to celebrate than a comforting meal that is a WEE bit lighter on the belly…. which just means you have room for seconds. Shrimp & Easy Cheesy Cauliflower Grits. Easy breezy beautiful […]

Gosh Darn, it’s been a little bit since I’ve posted…. but what better to post than boozy ice cream. I mean….. amiright? or amiright? okay okay, I skipped the booze because I have a child and would like to avoid child services, but tomato potato, whatever you prefer. But this post is still boozy ice […]