Holy Death Bed.
As per my usual flu scandals, I am planning out my funeral. I swear every time I get sick (or in this case invaded by a plague) I just count my blessings, ask for forgiveness where need be (um, Life) and pray that the good Lord will just take me out of my misery STAT.
And then I swipe through “Bumble” (ridiculous step up from “Tinder” dating app, but really not that much better) and stumble upon a cute boy that I match with (we both find each other moderately attractive) and somehow am fully recovered with dancing shoes on and ready to m-i-n-g-l-e.
But then I come into harsh reiazliation that my upper lip is beet red from blowing what sounds like a symphony out of my nose, my eye bags are legit black holes and I feel like a walking zombie (probably look like one as well) so I immediately go back to lying down horizontally and decide that bed sores are probably my most welcoming companion for my current state of notsowell-being.
I blame this all on the Patriots. Yep, the whole damn thing.
When life flings poo at you, Patriots.
My excuse for 2017.
These wings tho.
(Note, Repeating some of these Notes from the Original Crispy Bacon Skinned Skinless Wings Recipe, which has the grilling method so refer to that for cooking on a grill if need be)
The skinless drumette bit. What you really want to focus on is cleaning up the thick bits of skin on the chicken. You don’t really need to focus on the super thin parts if you don’t want to (or are in a rush). They don’t goo up like the thick parts. So just remove as much as you can. Also I prefer to leave a good 1/4″ of skin at the bottom of the wing (where you hold, the “handle”). Basically right where the chicken is exposed and not wrapped in bacon. it will crisp up super nicely from the fat of the bacon that drips down creating the most wonderfully textured and flavored bit of skin. This leaves perfect texture with every bite. And texture goes hand-in-hand with flavor when it comes to wings. Or really just food in general.
I use center cut bacon for my wings. This cut of bacon typically has less fat and mo’ meat. Stay away from thick-cut. It won’t wrap as nicely and you want the bacon to crisp up and have the same cooking time as the chicken (roughly). Also make sure the ends are on the backside of wing when placed on the rack – this will keep bacon in place and will not unravel.
For the marinade I refer to my absolute favorite (the easy atomic hot wing marinade) but added in an additional sweetness that is necessary for these wings (the bacon needs it).
Serve with any of the optional dipping sauces…. if you don’t want to just fly off the handle completely then I recommend sticking with low fat yogurt…. however if you’re ready to just go balls to the wall…. bleu cheese. Or ranch if you’re from the midwest/south. Since we tend to throw ranch on literally every piece of meat/cheese/saucy meat.
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