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So this recipe was originally supposed to go out last spring but alas here we are. We can now say I am posting this recipe for the spring of 2023 if you wanna look at this like the half glass full kinda situation (when in reality this is a glass half empty sort of […]
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….. Or as a good friend told me to title it: ” Redemption Drumsticks: A Savory & Sweet Peace Offering for falling off the face of the internet yet again”. Love my support system. So, welp, here I go again (on my own). Not really but yada yada. CHICKEN. how could I not redeem […]
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9 days into dry January and i feel like the very hungry caterpillar. “on day one of sobriety she ate through one slice of cake, on day two she eat through two large pizza pies, on day three she ate through three double cheeseburgers” so on and so fourth. At this rate I’m not sure […]
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Santa…… and just like that….. He gone. that was…… fast. no wonder why i get super yucky post holidays. the build up is epic and then the climax is meh. and the falling action is filled with gorging your face with unhealthies followed by a resolution that is basically set up for […]
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Holy Death Bed. As per my usual flu scandals, I am planning out my funeral. I swear every time I get sick (or in this case invaded by a plague) I just count my blessings, ask for forgiveness where need be (um, Life) and pray that the good Lord will just take me out of […]
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Football season is depressing AF this year. Both cowboys & patriots are in it to possibly win it and the thought of that happening to either team makes me lose my appetite. Which basically is unheard of. So therefore I am probably lying. Which I am, sadly. SO I retract the losing my appetite statement. That was […]
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Dating, suhhhhhhks. I would end this post on that note but I feel I need to follow up with maybe an explanation. But then, do I really need one? Aside from the free meal, unless it is a really terrible date, then you might be doing splitzies on the grub, there is just so much […]
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Current happenings in my life, myself on dinner dates. Me: Orders food, politely picks at food, being sure to chew like 100 times per bite. The moment date leaves for the bathroom: The moment date returns far too quickly from bathroom trip, clearly forgetting to wash hands: The struggle is real. Which is why dinner dates […]