Talk about over doing it during the holidays. Seriously. Currently living with major regrets this morning after a weekend of gluttony. Apparently nothing has changed, and more than likely never will.  So this is why I am going on an air diet. After my coffee.  Okay maybe after lunch.  And dinner.  And wine. because my […]

    Jicama, NOT pronounced “Ja-Caaama”. Which I totally butchered in the grocery store, how embarrassing. I had a good feeling my pronunciation was way off when the man behind me at check out was smirking. Thanks a-hole. At least help a brother out and correct me so I don’t sound like a clueless nerd-bomber who lives in […]

I have been redoing my Aunts kitchen cabinets and I no joke believe I have early onset arthritis in my wrists. And my ass. If that is even physically possible. I don’t even know why my rear end is included in the pain, but it is. The struggle is real. At first I thought it […]

Until recently fresh figs to me were the forbidden fruit. I could go to a restaurant and see them on the menu and instantly want all of it. And i always wanted more. But for some reason I never thought that I could actually purchase the fruit myself and use it for my own personal […]