I literally have had some MAJOR recipe fails followed (thank God) by some MAJOR wins! I wanted to jump off of a bridge yesterday after spending seven hours in the kitchen and accomplishing nothing but pure $#!T. Just a giant mess to clean up and several large glugs of wine.
Thankfully by this morning my anger and frustration had subsided and I was able to get back at it in the kitchen.. and try, try again. And let me tell you, I had some excellent culinary success! But those goodies will not be revealed until next week because I probably took over a million photos and I can almost promise you there is not a good one in there. I really want to end my night on a “high note”.
With that being said, after having such crap success last night I was able to whip up one of my no-fail recipe staples so at least my belly could be happy. And sleep happy.
So I went with brussels sprouts. I got hooked on these shweaty balls (hehe) when I was pregnant and my soon to be ex-husband and I went to Hawaii on a “baby-moon” (it was actually a combination of a honeymoon since we never took one of those… he didn’t want to spend the money and he didn’t want to take off of work……..) any who, every single night I ordered brussels sprouts with a soy glaze and mini sausages. I was hooked. No- I’m not doing a re-make of that, but I WILL eventually reveal that recipe to you, still working on perfecting it, so instead I am going to introduce to you a “lighter” dish involving these good– brussels sprouts tossed in a little bit of oil and tomato wedges with freshly grated parmesan. This dish literally fills me up and kicks any cravings I have. No idea why…. so I just refer to it as my skinny betch dish 😉
The only downside? It makes your home smell like a big ‘ol fart.
So don’t make these on a first date. Or if you’re ever trying to seal the deal, the deal will not be sealed.
They are the ABSOLUTE worst. I literally was about to hit someone with a frying pan. My kitchen fails are almost greater than my kitchen victories with recipe development. That or I am way to critical ;( OCD at its finest.
hahahaha I had a good laugh reading this, thank you Julia! and brussel sprouts are such a under appreciated vegetable, I love that you are using them. and recipe fails are the worst, aren’t they? I am always so excited for something to work, and then when it is just not quite right, or an utter failure…such disappointment. But good on you for getting right back into the kitchen!